Opportunity

Before you know what hit you, friend,
it will be too late, I’m afraid.
I’ll phone everyone who knows you
and tell them your well kept secret.

I’ll tell them not to warn you and
before you know what hit you, friend,
it will be too late to escape-
we will make you face the music.

Preparations are under way,
it will be unforgettable!
Before you know what hit you, friend,
we will spring the surprise on you.

I still can’t see why you expect
us to let this pass by. We’ll have
you celebrating your birthday
before you know what hit you, friend.